Nope! Not me!

This post was not inspired by laughing at all the things that Myra did not do.

#1 I am NOT freaking out right now because all of my business appointments disappeared from my calendar on my Palm Treo. I am not trying to Wireless Sync as we speak to try to get all my info back.

#2 I am NOT trying to distract myself from the phone/computer problem I am having by browsing the internet and then composing my own nonsense post.

#3 I did NOT just let out a "Woo hoo" because I realize that it worked and I have my information back.

#4 I did NOT forget to feed my kiddo before trying to take him trick or treating. What kind of moron would do that?

#5 I am NOT now continuing to write this post instead of frantically returning to work and make up for the time I spent "futzing" with the phone/computer.

#6 I did NOT accidentally publicly tweet out my home and cellular phone numbers a few days ago. Everybody knows to send a direct message on twitter, you put a space between d and the twitter name!

#7 I did NOT let my kid stay in the nasty water in his swimming pool long after the other kids' parents made them get out. That pool was gross. Who would do such a thing?

#8 I did NOT spend a whole lot of time banging on a pot in my dishwasher this weekend just to make my kid laugh.

#9 I do NOT do blog posts and blog posts and blog posts and blog posts and blog posts about my son's basketball. How kooky would that be?

#10 I did NOT set my kid up to eat out of the bib pocket that was designed to catch his crumbs.

What about you? What do you NOT do?